The Fisher Protocol: Nutty Plan To Hide Launch Codes In A Human Body

By | July 25, 2019

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Left: All hell breaks loose when the computer in 'Wargames' figures out the nuclear launch code. Right: Is this a valid deterrent? Sources: YouTube; Lepro/Getty Images

During the Cold War, when a U.S.-Soviet conflict seemed completely possible, protecting nuclear launch codes was crucial. It was a necessity you hoped you'd never have to use -- yes, the U.S. President would need access in case he needed to fire nuclear missiles at an adversary. But if it came to that, it had better be the very last option, and even then, we all might question whether it was necessary or the real thing. We'd seen movies -- Dr. Strangelove (1964) and Wargames (1983), for starters -- that told us accidental nuclear war was a real possibility, and after one wrong press of a button there would be no turning back.

The President needs to have access to the codes. But we all want to make sure there's no other option, and that the President isn't entering into nuclear war lightly. How do we make sure we can take action if needed while simultaneously doing our best to prevent that action from being taken?

The Nuclear Football

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A US military Presidential aide carrying case known as the football, which contains nuclear release codes, to awaiting motorcade of President Bush following swearing-in ceremony. (Photo by Greg Mathieson/Mai/Mai/The LIFE Images Collection via Getty Images

Today, nuclear war seems unlikely, but we remain prepared with the “Football,” a briefcase capable of launching nukes that follows the President everywhere. The Football has existed since at least the Eisenhower era. In 1980, Bill Gulley, former director of the White House Military Office, described its contents at that time:

There are four things in the Football. The Black Book containing the retaliatory options, a book listing classified site locations, a manila folder with eight or ten pages stapled together giving a description of procedures for the Emergency Alert System, and a three-by-five-inch [7.5 × 13 cm] card with authentication codes.

What the vast majority of people likely aren’t aware of is one Harvard professor’s plan to replace the Football. We’ll give you a hint: it involves a brave volunteer, a logical warning against the dangers of nuclear war, and a dark, potentially bloody ending.