Die Hard: A Christmas Movie?

By | December 17, 2021

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"Die Hard" one of the greatest movie titles ever. IMDB

Obviously, the internet inspires debate so naturally, one of its most hotly contested arguments remains: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? On the one hand, it’s set around Christmas, featuring lines like "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho," and “'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.”

On the flip side, the movie debuted on July 15, 1988, and does not function like any Christmas movie before or since. So in honor of the internet’s fierce deliberation, here’s all things Die Hard. Yippee-ki-yay, motherf#%@$r.

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It took many turns of fate for Willis to land "Die Hard." EW

A Bruce Willis Holiday Miracle

Today, it would be impossible to imagine any other actor as the iconic John McClane. However, when casting began, he stood as much of a chance as you. Here’s a list of actors who said no before they finally settled on Willis: Sylvester Stallone, Robert De Niro, Burt Reynolds, Harrison Ford, Charles Bronson, Mel Gibson, Richard Gere, Nick Nolte, Don Johnson, and Richard Dean Anderson! Even Frank Sinatra had to say no thanks due to a quirk in the rights issues. Probably a good move since the Chairman of the Board was 73 at the time.