Maureen McCormick – The Curse of Marcia Brady!
The blond bombshell actress, Maureen McCormick, is probably best known for her role on the hit television show, The Brady Bunch. McCormick played Marcia, the oldest daughter to Mike and Carol Brady’s blended family of six children. Every family, especially a blended one, should have been so lucky to have children who minded their manners, did their chores and learned from their mistakes; all with the loving guidance of two perfect parents. Marcia was portrayed as the quintessential all-American girl. Marcia Brady spewed unwavering, pristine morals and values. Every teenaged girl in America wanted to be Marcia! Off camera, though, all bets were off! McCormick, in real life, was nowhere close to being as confident as Marcia.
McCormick, who was 14 years old when The Brady Bunch first aired in 1969, harbored plenty of secrets that would have sent her television parents over the edge! While her on-stage image was of the girl next door, she secretly battled insecurities and poor body image, which led to depression, an eating disorder and drug addiction. She was so caught up in how the world perceived her character that she didn’t want anyone to know that she was dying inside. Maureen McCormick finally got the courage to face her fears head on but not before she spiraled out of control in self-destructive mode. She found the courage to tell her private story in a book, Maureen McCormick, Here’s the Story. In her own words, "As a teenager, I had no idea that few people are everything they present to the outside world," she writes. "Yet there I was, hiding the reality of my life behind the unreal perfection of Marcia Brady. ... No one suspected the fear that gnawed at me."
The inner struggle McCormick suffered left her wracked with bouts of depression and substance abuse, including taking Quaaludes and binging on Cocaine. She was often invited to parties at the homes of other celebrities where the drugs were free flowing. Parties at the Playboy Mansion and Sammy Davis, Jr.’s house were just a couple of the places she was surrounded by all of the partying. It was difficult to socialize in that circle and not be tempted and/or affected. McCormick, once botched an interview with Steven Speilberg, for a role in Raiders of the Lost Ark because she was wasted.
At one point, McCormick had steamy, off-screen romance with her television brother, Greg (played by Barry Williams), while the show was still airing. She described her first kiss with Williams as "long, passionate and deep." Although she was hot for him, she also thought to herself, "part of me — a tiny part, admittedly — said to myself, 'Oh my God! I'm kissing my brother. What am I doing?'" Despite this momentary hiccup, she was so infatuated with him that she was hoping to go all the way! At the time she was still a virgin and wanted Williams to be her first! She almost got her way but, wouldn’t you know it…? His parents busted in on them and that was the end of that! They were very “handsy” and just couldn’t stay away from each other. I often wondered, while watching the show, what would Mike and Carol Brady have done if they had found one of their horney, television, teen-aged boys groping one of their television sisters. They were only human, after all.
Michael Jackson was also among the flings McCormick had while she was on The Brady Bunch; he was still performing with The Jackson 5. This relationship, however, was much more innocent. They only went on a few dates; one time going ice-skating. They never did more than hold hands and share a peck on the cheek but she had thought that one day, she might be his wife. You almost have to wonder if they struck up a friendship because they both suffered some the same insecurities.
McCormick also went out with the hilarious, Steve Martin, once; somewhat of an unlikely couple. She said that she remembers him being a “very good kisser.” Besides that, she didn’t remember much else. She was so high on their date that she couldn’t carry on an intelligible conversation. Not surprisingly, that was their first and their last date.
After a series of interventions and trips to rehab, Maureen McCormick finally got herself clean and chipped away at all the pain she had suffered for decades. In the end, she was able to overcome all those monkeys on her back. One of her biggest struggles was that she felt to be synonymous with her character, Marcia Brady; like they were one and the same. It was difficult for her to grasp the fact that America was so connected to her character. Now, however, she says that she is just fine with it. She has reached a place of peace and acceptance of herself.
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